A Proper Introduction

A PROPER INTRODUCTION

 

     For those of you who don't know me or think you do, I'll get the introductions out of the way first.

     My name is Ron Chapman. I'm a 44 year old butcher who's been in the meat business for 15 plus years(too long for me). I'm a married father of 3 boys whom I would move mountains for if need be. We also have 1 dog and 2 guinnea pigs.

     When I'm not working, being a father or writing I can be found at;

@RonMtDew (twitter)

kiltedmonkeyauthor.blogspot.com

Facebook under Ron Chapman

KLOUT under Ron Chapman

There you will find more information about me and my books.

     Ever since I was a kid and seen An American Werewolf In London for the first time, that was it. I was hooked on horror and from then on I've always wanted to write horror and do it my way but being a kid at the time, I got side tracked with growing up. It took me awhile but a few years ago, about 16 to be exact, I started to write my first story which I turned into a screen play. I finished it, got an agent to represent me (William Kirwin). But that's it, stupid me pussy footed around and never went any further. Hell I don't even know if William remembers me. None the less, I'm back to writing, looking for another agent and publisher or what ever it'll take to get the stories out of my head and into your hands.

     The books that I am currently working on are;

Kringle (finished)

Raggedy Ann (out lining stages)

Twisted Madness (collection of short stories, out lining stages)

Cerebrum ( a collection of exerts and what nots)

    

 

 

     The subject matter that I write about isn't meant for a child to read, an older teenager maybe but not a child. And if an adult doesn't like my stories, they don;t have to read them either. You will also never find my books in a school library, for obvious reasons.

     My stories have to do with horror and they are dark and angry in nature. If you want something happy go read Dr Seuss or Winnie the Pooh because you wont find happiness here.

     I didn't start writing to please everyone, just someone.

 Raggedy Ann

 

 

     I understand that not everyone will like the things that I write about and I understand that I may make an enemy or two along the way (because some of my stories contain actual events and people from my life) but i will not filter the stories I write nor will I hold my tongue. The profanity will roll off my tongue like water and into my stories.

 

 

 Inspiration for Vixen and Prancer

 

 Mrs Kringle

 

     My stories will have nudity and sex. There will be decapitation and castration. Some of my stories will deal with bestiality and cannibalism. If you're lucky, you'll even read about how Mrs. Kringle (also known as Mrs. Claus) looks like in the nude and the magic she can do with her tongue.

 

 

 

 

     I will even breath life into every little girl's favorite doll.

 

 Raggedy Ann

 

Raggedy Ann

 

 

 

 

     I will take you to hell and back with my stories. Fuck, I'll even show you things that only exist in my head. You have but only to sit back, buckle up and enjoy the ride because what I have to tell you in my books will shock you.

 

 

 

 

    

 

 

This is my world. You have been invited into it so now sit back and enjoy it.